Sofía Vergara
as Flamenca
Rachael Ray
as Spam
Jake Austin
as Alex
Tati Gabrielle
as Addie
Jude Kouyate
as Poop Jr. "PJ"
Jeff Ross
as Internet Troll
Hunter March
as Hysterical Laughter
Melissa Sturm
as Angel/Phone Store Employee
Eric Siegel
as Reggie Ram Tech
Sean Giambrone
as Travis
Timothy Durkin
as Mr. Schnoebelen
Wendell Brooks
as Ram Tech Bouncer
Kevin Chamberlin
as Gavel
William Townsend
as Rocket