Telly Savalas
as Hymie Kaplan
Dean Martin
as Jamie Blake
Jim Nabors
as Pvt. Homer Lyle
Marilu Henner
as Betty
Charles Reilly
as Don Don Canneloni
Sammy Davis Jr.
as Morris Fenderbaum
Susan Anton
as Jill
Catherine Bach
as Marcie
Jamie Farr
as The Sheik