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2.79 / 5

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Based on 284 votes and 94 reviews


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User review rating: 1 August 25, 2010

IT SUCKED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User review rating: 1 August 25, 2010

I went with my daughters and their friends the theatre was full of 8-12 year olds all the parents were uncomfortable with all the references of sex their was alot of swearing which i don't like but can live with but the sex references were not needed I wish this movie was rated 14A. The theatre had it as PG their were alot of uncomfortable moms and dads that would have liked it rated different I read reviews before seeing this and had no idea how bad the sex references were no one mentioned it in their reviews.

User review rating: 1 August 25, 2010

encore un film inutile !!!

User review rating: 1 August 24, 2010

Stupid is as stupid does...

User review rating: 0 August 24, 2010

I think this movie was great!! Loved it so much. The whole time I just about laughed and so did my friends!!

User review rating: 5 August 24, 2010

Best movie ever waste your money much better than the normal movie and surprized it took this lo0ng to make a spoof of the orginal movie that most people hate except for the ones with out lives seriously twilight to horrilbe with really bad acting

User review rating: 1 August 24, 2010

It sucks.

User review rating: 1 August 24, 2010

Vampires Sucktarded!

User review rating: 1 August 24, 2010

To whom is reading this DON'T waste your money on this movie was NOT FUNNY what so ever

User review rating: 2 August 24, 2010

Bored, funny for teenagers and people that can't stand th Twilight series

User review rating: 1 August 24, 2010

stupit movie wast of my money if i could rate it 0 i would! its not funny at all infact most of the people left the theater incuding myself! stupid stupid please do not go and watch it!

User review rating: 3 August 24, 2010

its ok but kewl

User review rating: 3 August 23, 2010

Something to watch at home, when you can rent it on dvd.. Was funny for a couple of minutes...

User review rating: 4 August 23, 2010

I really liked this movie, it got a little slow towards the end but was overall entertaining.

User review rating: 1 August 23, 2010

absolute garbage

User review rating: 1 August 22, 2010

This movie is not funny..the disco bll on the Eddys peen is funny how? Kirsten being into S&M is funny how?nothing tied in well..i expected to laugh instead i just sat there stone faced..sihhh so much for comedy.

User review rating: 3 August 22, 2010

was funny in spots . i liked it.

User review rating: 3 August 22, 2010

Funny but I still cant figure out why they keep making these crappy mock movies.

User review rating: 1 August 22, 2010

Its not even funny... i chuckled 2 times in teh entire movie. PATHETIC. DO NOT WATE YOUR MONEY!

User review rating: 4 August 22, 2010

it is a very funny movie if you are a person who enjoys stupid, cheesy jokes, which i do so i quite enjoyed it.... wouldnt reccomed it to anyone under the age of 13 though

User review rating: 3 August 22, 2010

good for a rental but not for the big bucks you spend to see a movie at the theater

User review rating: 1 August 22, 2010

wow!!!!! my kids thought it was funny but this was beyond horrible....for the first time ever i award a "one star" rating

User review rating: 1 August 21, 2010

This movie sucked

User review rating: 1 August 21, 2010

People dont know how to come up with their own ideas, so they use movies thats already created, and try to make their own. Doesnt work

User review rating: 1 August 21, 2010

S**T!!! To the one who called poeple pshycho for not liking this perhaps you should pull your head out of your a** and see the light. This movie has nothing to offer in the way of comedy. The two directors are absolutely horrible at directing and writting and there movies are old and not in the least bit funny anymore.

User review rating: 1 August 21, 2010

This movie SUCKED. What a waste of money. Stupid movie.

User review rating: 5 August 20, 2010

This movie was SOOO good. I saw it with a ton of friends and laughed like frickin crazy. You people are psycho. :P

User review rating: 1 August 20, 2010

The title says it all. This spoof is anemic,toothless,fangless,fleshless,inspirationless and humorless. This movie belongs to a select group of putative comedies-it is devoid of any shred of merriment. If memory serves,Dumber and Dumberrer(not the one with Jim Carey) was the prototype for the laughless comedy fest. This one,in reality, should be given no stars,no thumbs,no numerals and it deserves only the sixth letter of the alphabet. Nuff said.

User review rating: 1 August 20, 2010

Should have been called "This Movie Sucks!"

User review rating: 1 August 20, 2010

This movie is not very enteraing. It's a mockery of Twilight.

User review rating: 5 August 20, 2010

This movie kicks but even the trailers do

User review rating: 1 August 20, 2010

If this movie tops the boxoffice this weekend, there is no hope for humanity...

User review rating: 2 August 20, 2010

better than I thought it was going to be but still not very good.

User review rating: 1 August 20, 2010

Notice how the title says "From the guys who couldnt sit through another vampire movie"... Ya, neither could I, this was brutale

User review rating: 5 August 19, 2010

absolutely hillarious!!!!!!!

User review rating: 1 August 19, 2010

okay hangover guy, we get it. You are trying to be crazy but like an M night shamalyanaie movie it's been doone. NOT Eveey Enterainig.

User review rating: 2 August 18, 2010

vampies suck SUCKED!!!! terrible movie

User review rating: 4 August 18, 2010

I loved this movie so funny how they copied pretty little liars with the kiss and how theres a asain guy in the voteuri

User review rating: 0 August 18, 2010

This movie is incorrectly rated. It has lots of sexual words/undertones and sexual references within the first 10 -15 minutes of the movie. At this point I, along with my two children, (9 years-old and 10 years-old) left. I suggest that this movie is not appropriate for children under 13 - If you are parent who cares about how much sexual language and content you want your child to be exposed to. This movie should be at least PG13!!!

User review rating: 1 August 18, 2010

I was hoping this movie would be funny but it really was just Silly. If you want to watch Twilight and New Moon all over again with very few laughs and stupid jokes then you may like this. But to be honest I though i just sucked really bad. And for those of you that dont like Twilight and want to see then make fun of it "its not worth it". Not at all.

User review rating: 5 August 18, 2010

this is a great movie

User review rating: 1 August 18, 2010

This movie is HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't laugh once. I want my hour back.

User review rating: 5 August 17, 2010

great movie!! i totally get what the people were thinking, and its perfect, even for people who like the twilight saga.

User review rating: 1 August 15, 2010

this movie sucked... dont go see it...waste of time...would rather sit through another twilight movie

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