John Cameron Mitchell
Miriam Shor
as Yitzhak
Alberta Watson
as Hansel's Mom
John Mitchell
as Hansel Schmidt/Hedwig Schmidt
Stephen Trask
as Skszp
Theodore Liscinski
as Jacek
Michael Aranov
as Schlatko
Ben Mayer-Goodman
as Hansel (6 years old)
Gene Pyrz
as Hansel's Dad
Karen Hines
as Tommy's Publicist
Max Toulch
as Goth Menses Boy
Maurice Wint
as Sgt. Luther Robinson
Ermes Blarasin
as Fat Man