Jim Breuer
as John Dean
Saul Rubinek
Ana Gasteyer
as Rose Mary Woods
Devon Gummersall
as Larry Jobs
Brenda Devine
as Mrs. Spinnler
Jonathan Rannells
as First G-Man
Michael Dyson
as Burglar 1
Jerry Schaefer
as Burglar 2
Jack Mosshammer
as Fat Freddy
Karen Waddell
as White House Secretary
Cole Barrington
as Student 1
Scott Wickware
as White House Guard
Mark Lutz
as Agent Daniels
Kedar Brown
as Mr. Samovar
Paul Wildbaum
as Shredder Man